Best Sassy Captions and Quotes for Instagram and Whatsapp

Best Sassy Captions and Quotes for Instagram and Whatsapp

You are using Instagram and WhatsApp and you are not sharing pic it’s not possible. So when you are going to share a pic then finding a caption is big problem for everyone. so we decided to make a collection of Sassy captions for Instagram.

 

I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.

 

Some people just need high-five. In the face. With a chair!

 

Life is a bitch. Learn how to fuck it.

 

I liked it so it’s mine!

 

I hope Karma slaps you in the face…before I do it!

 

Don’t stand to close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.

 

I wish common sense was more common.

 

It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.

 

You are a limited Edition. Like me, just different.

 

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need an experts opinion.

 

Rule #1: Never be number two!

 

Be savage, not average

 

Average is boring.

 

Don’t be average be savage.

 

I am sassy and I know it!

 

The awkward moment when someone ask you “what’s wrong?” – and they are the problem.

 

Do expect me to get pissed off when you don’t answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?

 

If you treat a girl like a dog, she’s going to piss on you.

 

I didn’t kill anyone, jealousy did.

 

If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.

 

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

 

It’s sad but life is full of sudden good bye’s.

 

I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.

 

I’m a good person. But don’t give me a reason to show you my evil side.

 

Pay close attention to people who don’t clap when you win.

 

There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First, we don’t know them. Second, we know them.

 

Be careful who you push away. Some of us don’t come back.

 

Some people are not your friend, they are just scared to be your enemy.

 

It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

 

Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.

You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.

 

Change your thoughts and you’ll change your world.

 

But without the dark, we’d never see the stars.

 

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

 

Be yourself. People have to like you, and you don’t have to care.

 

Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason.

 

They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

 

Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?

 

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

 

Friday, my second favourite F word.

 

Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

 

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

 

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me

You do you.

 

Oops is always better than what if

 

If you want the opportunity to knock, it’s time to build a door

Who runs the world? GIRLS.

 

I’m not one in a million, I’m one in 7 billion

 

I’d rather be someone’s Sunday morning, not Saturday night

 

Be the EXTRA in extraordinary

 

I don’t believe in SOMEDAY, I believe in TODAY

 

When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade then sell it

 

My life my rules

 

I’m not lucky, I’m talented

 

You can beat me down but I’ll just jump back up

 

I may be down to earth but I’m still above you

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